COMEDY & STORIES
FROM MR. NOBODY.
"The Wait is Almost Over: Ted Izatt Live in February 2026!"
"After a wild 2025, we’re kicking off the new year with a brand-new show about the chaos of life, the art of the laugh, and everything in between."
The Nobody Comedy Tour
Save The Date for February 28th, 2026, for a fun night of The Nobody Comedy Tour at Black Walnut in The Woodlands, TX. Magician Jim DeLoach will also be joining us! Not only will you enjoy a night of laughs with Mr. Nobody, but your attendance will also help support a great cause: repairing water wells in Malawi, Africa (through the work of Clean Water Climb and Child Legacy International). Pair the comedy with a delicious dinner at the Black Walnut, and make it a night to remember!
When: Saturday, February 28th, 2026 | 6pm to 8:30pm
Where: Black Walnut in The Woodlands
Tickets: Visit here.
For more information: Visit here.
MEET TED.
I’m Ted Izatt, Mr. Nobody on the Nobody Comedy Tour, who was once SOMEBODY — a top-ranked Wall Street Financial Analyst. That’s a guy who has a high success rate in forecasting bond market trends and predicting the best investments for the highest returns. I made a lot of people a lot of money by telling them how to invest their money. But now I’m basically a NOBODY, and I can't even decide what to buy my wife for Valentine’s. But, I’m putting my time to good use and supporting the work of the Clean Water Climb and Child Legacy International, to bring clean water through well-repairs to the people of Malawi.
Watch Ted’s Previous Show
Ted performs in The Woodlands, TX, February 2025…Comedy and a Cause, supporting water well repair in Malawi.
Ted performs in Rose Rooftop Restaurant, TX, October 2025…Comedy and a Cause, supporting water well repair in Malawi.
Ted performs at the Triad Theater, in New York City, NY, September 2024.
