COMEDY & STORIES
FROM MR. NOBODY.

Ted’s Upcoming Events

  • Bob & Shama/ Shama & Bob Comedy Tour - and special guest Ted in The Woodlands, TX Thursday, Aug 27, 2026

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  • Ted Izatt joins Craig Shoemaker in in Riot Comedy Club - Conroe FRIDAY, SEPT. 25TH, 2026

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  • Ted Izatt joins Craig Shoemaker in in Riot Comedy Club - Conroe SATURDAY, SEPT. 26TH, 2026

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  • Laughs in the Woods in El Jimador Restaurant - Party Room - THURDSAY, JULY 23, 2026

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Stories, Updates & Behind the Scenes

Follow along for show updates, backstage stories, and random thoughts. Ted’s blog is where the funny stuff come together. If you like a mix of comedy, and behind-the-scenes chaos, this is the place.

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For Everyone Who Showed Up and Cheered Us

Thank you to our subscribers, friends, and family who have attended and supported every show. Your energy, encouragement, and presence mean everything. This website is here to celebrate those moments, share what’s next, and keep the connection going.

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MEET TED.

I’m Ted Izatt, Mr. Nobody on the Nobody Comedy Tour, who was once SOMEBODY — a top-ranked Wall Street Financial Analyst. That’s a guy who has a high success rate in forecasting bond market trends and predicting the best investments for the highest returns.

I made a lot of people a lot of money by telling them how to invest their money.

But now I’m basically a NOBODY, and I can't even decide what to buy my wife for Valentine’s. But, I’m putting my time to good use and supporting the work of the Clean Water Climb and Child Legacy International, to bring clean water through well-repairs to the people of Malawi.

Learn more about Ted

Watch Ted’s Previous Show

Ted performs in The Woodlands, TX, February 2025…Comedy and a Cause, supporting water well repair in Malawi.

Ted performs in Rose Rooftop Restaurant, TX, October 2025…Comedy and a Cause, supporting water well repair in Malawi.

Ted performs at the Triad Theater, in New York City, NY, September 2024.

 Watch Ted’s Costa Rica Show

Ted performs in Ocotal, Costa Rica…Comedy and a Cause, supporting water well repair in Malawi.

Fan Reaction After Ted’s Costa Rica Show

The laughs didn’t stop when the show ended. After Ted Izatt’s unforgettable night in Costa Rica, one of the fan — to share their honest reactions. From uncontrollable laughter to heartfelt praise, the video testimonial say it all.